Once upon a time there was a boy named Ian Swenson who saw a web page and thought to himself, "I can do that." Except he couldn't. Then he learned. Then he wanted to make an awesome web site where he could share his awesomeness with all. And it was done.

Tidbits and Factoids about Ian

  • Ian's what you might a call a man's man. But that would make him a homosexual, so don't do that.
  • He's 29.482 years old.
  • His shoe-size used to be 9½, but now it's more like a 9, or an 8 in Converse.
  • He dates a wonderful girl, and thinks you should visit her web site. But finish here first.
  • Ian wishes he were a lefty. Maybe he would've kept with baseball then.
  • Ian styles himself quite the voice impressionist. He can pass as Elmo, Cookie Monster, Sean Connery, Marvin the Martian, George W. Bush, Bobby (Bobby's World), Stitch (Lilo & Stitch), Gollum, Ray Romano, Yoda, Louis Armstrong, Dr. Girlfriend (Venture Bros.), Bobcat Goldthwait, Dr. Zoidberg (Futurama), Johnny Carson, #24 (Venture Bros.), Gilbert Gottfried, Chris (Family Guy), Herbert (Family Guy), and Patrick Warburton (better known as David Puddy/Joe Swanson/Brock Sampson).
  • He majored in European History, which is only slightly more useful than degrees in Recreation or Underwater Basketweaving.
  • He's a fanatic sports fan. If you like Seattle sports, visit the best fan blogs for the Seattle Seahawks and Seattle Mariners. It's weird how only one of those teams can be good at a time.
  • This is a good a place as any for credits. This blog uses Wordpress with a custom theme. I used tons of Photoshop brushes from deviantART. They include: