Ian Swenson .com

That’s right, I’m a scavenger. I hunt for commercials in order to take them back to my lair and gnaw on them at my convenience.

Right now, I’m starving.

No one posts bad commercials online. It’s a travesty. If you venture to YouTube, GVideo, or what have you you’ll notice an abundance of good commercials and home-made commercials, but a dearth of the kind which I seek.

I have a notepad next to my desk onto which I scribble notes while aimlessly scouring the tube for redeemable programming. I have more commercials written there than I have reviewed to date.

South Beach frozen dinners. Taco Bell Bruno eating champion “I’m full!” nonsense. MoneyTree’s new digital mascot is an improvement over their worms in suits, but was a painful commercial to view. AT&T three camera football game. Comcast “It’s Comcastic” drivel. The list goes on.

My point is, sadly, that I’m unable to show to you bad commercials. I want to share the misery and then put your nose in it to show you where it stinks.

I suppose this is simply a plea for a TV tuner card. Sigh. Not gunna happen tomorrow.